OK now guys, sit your sweet little butts down in your chairs and buckle up for some serious character appreciation.
Today, we’re taking a look at the cutest patootie in the alpha universe, Roxy Lalonde
She’s in this picture twice by the way, just in case you were wondering.
Look at that smile. How could you not fall in love with her right on the spot?
Look at her. This is her first appearance in the comic and look at how sweet she is. Look at her smile.
Gosh what a cutie.
Wow, how sweet is this girl?
Very sweet. But now, all of the sudden
Bang! Head full of gin, a skirt full of scamper, and a strife portfolio full of kickass.
Roxy is one of three people in Homestuck to use Riflekind, and one of them is Jade “Hit Bec Noir on the nose with a newspaper” Harley, while the other is Eridan Ampora, the destroyer of hope. You’d best hope fistkind is a more common, bland specibu-Nope. Equius, the character known for his STRENGTH is the only other character to use it.
What a badass cutie
And she doesn’t just use her appearifier for shits and giggles either. No, she uses the hell out of it for altruistic Robin Hood purposes
Look at that. She is feeding all of the carapaces out on her island. How can you get more adorable than that?
So in conclusion, I’d like to state that Roxy is
I dedicate this song to Miss Jane Crocker.
Also, mixing my update feels with the 31 days challenge, (Favourite Flash). I’m actually glad now, I’ve waited a bit with it. :”)
And sorry for this ugly mess. This has done quickly, and I was admittedly tired a bit too, but ugh, I couldn’t resist. Hope, you like it after all!